Mon May 25 2009
80's Bailout

Sly Wally, here....

Bringing the 80’s to the people has never been tougher. It is increasingly difficult to deliver Culture Club at a profit. Margins are down and the 80’s need an infusion of beer, a chorus of voices and some general silliness to save it from immanent disaster.

How can you, the average citizen help?

You can come out to The Brass Door Irish Pub on Friday May 29th and join us in the belated celebration of Mr. T’s 57th birthday by drinking your financial woes away.

That’s right fool. Mr. T is 57 years young and tired of your jibber jabber. So put your Flock of Seagulls where your Milli Vanilli is, get ready to freak on the 80’s and drink a Gladiator or two.

It's the only thing that will save us from the next great humour depression. That’s right my U.S. friends… HUMOUR with a "U" damn it.

Cheers, eh?

M.C. Sly Wally MacDougall and D.J. “What would Mark Steyn do?” Dewar